optimism vs reality

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via autopsyturvey)

— 6 hours ago with 133247 notes

notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

(Source: annhogs, via stpatience)

— 6 hours ago with 153358 notes
oli-twist:

officer booty reporting for duty 

oli-twist:

officer booty reporting for duty 

(via stpatience)

— 6 hours ago with 128652 notes

fueledbyramen:

Ghost Town played NYC last week for the very first time! Here are some photos from their sold-out show at Irving Plaza.

(photos by Amy Willard)

— 6 hours ago with 53 notes
niick4:

New York is perfect [via/more]

niick4:

New York is perfect [via/more]

(Source: niick4, via miatorres)

— 9 hours ago with 3936 notes